Who needs Dan Brown with this stuff in the news?

Yesterday the NY Times ran a piece titled "Crime Boss’s Tomb Is Exhumed for Clues in Missing Girl’s Case." Dan Brown's novels pale by comparison:  the Vatican, a mafioso, the disappearance of a 15 year old girl in 1983 and the shadow of the Vatican bank scandal.  For Lithuanian-American conspiracy theorists, there is also a mention of Cicero, Il born Cardinal Paul Marcinkus.  Put on your thinking cap, Dan Brown, we want you to top this!